These cheap eats are sure to loosen your belt...
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Getting ready for a hot tryst? In this town, a thin wallet doesn't mean you have to sacrifice the quality of your food or the quality of your date. Grab your wo(man) and hit the town! Yelpers are in the know about where you can get bang(ed) for your buck.
Is your date into adventure? Take them to navigate the hustlers and ruffians on Skid Row, aka Sixth Street, where you can find Jeremy W at Tu Lan, chomping down Imperial Rolls that have impressed even the likes of Julia Child -- let alone Michael N. Kristina R was lured out to Lahore Karahi, where hot steaming plates of Pakistani delights had her exclaiming that it was "better than sex and drugs mixed in a dirty city kitchen blender." Britt W brought her "sexy little dish" to Lime Tree, where the Southeast Asian chicken was so juicy, robust and succulent, the poor fella had to step up his game to compete!
Need more cheap tricks? Travis P fancies the dim lighting and lemon-lime sake martinis at Citrus Club, a tasty compliment to their selection of spicy, sweet and hot noodle dishes. Club Waziema is part '70s make-out lounge, part vampire, part romantic, and all cool according to Annie O, and offers up heaping servings Ethiopian goodness for under $10. Or partake in the melt-in-your-mouth deliciousness of Maruya Sushi, after which Walesa K and her flame can be found in bed, eyes closed, enjoying the full sensation of food that can't be matched..."
Get them in the mood to stay in with some tantalizing take-out! A sausage from Rosamunde gave Katie M "the earth-shattering satisfaction of good sex," and Jordano K recommends tempering that winning wiener with a beer at Toronado next door. The Euro-trash discotheque videos and cramped yet charming quarters over at Buster's gets Andy G hot for "a dose of naughty-sauce" with his Philly Cheesesteak. And Josua P loves the authentic eats and handmade, still-warm tortillas at La Palma Mexicatessen, noting that their arroz con leche popsicles are perfect for a stay-at-home evening of creamy fun.
Now, who said Yelp isn't easy?
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